CORRECTIONS

What can we say? We goofed…

CORRECTED ATTRIBUTION FOR USELESS WWW PAGES

In issue number five, we incorrectly identified the owner of the spectacular Useless WWW Pages site as Joe Rumsey. In reality, Paul Phillips (“[email protected]”)is the real visionary behind this tribute to sublime vapidity. We profusely apologise to both gentlemen and urge you to visit the site for your amusement. “http://www.primus.com/staff/paulp/useless.html”

“All we are, basically, are monkeys with car keys.”

– Grandma Woody (Northern Exposure)

Netsurfer Digest

This is the correction made by Netsurfer Digest 1/15/95 following the listing from 12/24/94 when they credited a wrong person.